How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!