How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.