What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*