What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.