Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.