And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Husband: It's for you and your parents.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
Muay Thai
A lunchador.
