Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator