What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!