What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!