What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.