Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr