What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...