What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.