What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...