What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds