What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele