What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.