Nfl Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Keemstar Jokes More Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.