What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !