What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.