What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)