Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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P.S. I Love You

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"