Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!