Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !