How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.