How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.