What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.