How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.