How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment