How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.