Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings