Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !