What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.