What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.