What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!