Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.