Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text