Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.