Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Websurfe Jokes More Websurfe Jokes

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.