Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.