What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad