What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...