Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."