Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!