Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.