What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck