Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.