Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!