What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.