What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.