What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy