What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.