What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad