What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!