What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne