How do you sabotage a space mission ?

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Because he was resisting a rest.

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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I have left my Mark on Mars"

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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He Apollo-gized.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

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