How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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By hare mail!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

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