What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave