Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.