Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine