Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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URINE. I'll let myself out.

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Urine.

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Urine trouble

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Urine trouble!

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Urine for a surprise.

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P