Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Know your roll!"

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Porcel Lane.

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Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

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Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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It ended in a tie.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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They're both used to store nuts.

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What do you call crystal clear urine?

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What do you call really clear urine?

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