What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.