Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.