What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money