What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Miracle whip.

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Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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He had tripped a fan.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.