What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay