Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Because it was baked.
Tufaloffahsofa
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
To get their stuff back.
Traitor Joe's.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A drowning epileptic.
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Hell was full.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Take away their chairs
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
