What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Their nose

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Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Namaste

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste