What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)