What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Likud.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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For kicks and giggles.

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He's still there.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.