What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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He was too far out maaaaan.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Namaste here