Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor