What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.