About 8000
Two, but they have to be very small.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
The changing rooms !
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
The Hydraulic Press
Yes.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.