All of them.
A knife has a point
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)