Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.