Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.